Monday, April 21, 2008

Madge's Thighs Continue Reign of Intimidation


The most intriguing thing about Madonna's "4 Minutes" video isn't the way she holds her own while dancing with Justin Timberlake or the peep-my-innards special effects. It's her thighs. Granted, the woman is a former dancer who, along with Sting, is a walking advertisement for serious yoga. And I realize it's part of her job to look that way. But when you consider that she is almost 50 and has birthed two children — well, words fail.

I'm wary of using celebrities as inspiration for anything. I know I am not destined to have those kinds of legs, no matter how much I work out or how much white flour I avoid. However, I'll take any motivation I can find to make it through a tough, tedious workout, bringing me one step closer to being able to wear shorts again. Why, I think I feel bad haiku coming on!

Madonna's sleek thighs

Where is the telltale jiggle?

To the gym I go.

3 comments:

H F said...

Madonna's thighs are a force to be reckoned with. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Sghoul said...

Now, I LOVE me some big muscular thighs. But, having seen various recent pictures of Madonna's physique I am of the opinion that she is on something. Her Biceps were HUGE in this picture I saw! A woman in her 50's? That is not natural. Heck, a man in his 50's would be hard pressed to be in that good of shape. But what really sells it for me is that she is buffer than ever. That is even harder to achieve.

EDP said...

She could crush your head with those thighs! While dancing.