Fun With My Children's Toys

Before my daughter launched Barbie Theater, she played with the cute little "My First Dollhouse" family from Fisher Price. Frankly, the first family was pretty boring, and the dialogue needed work. We were potty training at the time, so they were on the little plastic toilet a lot.

She happened to have a little Dora the Explorer grocery store set, too, and since Dora was roughly the same size as the first family, she visited often. When C. wasn't looking, I couldn't resist mixing things up a little. I decided that Dora was trouble, and that Dad was a lying bastard. I should mention that this was around the time R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" had become a pop culture sensation.

I'm particularly proud of the wronged woman's "Oh HELL no!" expression in the first frame.


I don't really have as much time on my hands as this suggests.