tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032108355760366807.post7145709338475623917..comments2023-10-23T14:31:38.095-07:00Comments on I don't read my blog either: Behind The (Wedding) Veil: It's Not PrettyE. Petermanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798210191476643057noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032108355760366807.post-28343350464226536822008-05-16T05:59:00.000-07:002008-05-16T05:59:00.000-07:00Strokin'? Really? Phew, that's funny.Strokin'? Really? Phew, that's funny.E. Petermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798210191476643057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032108355760366807.post-85963679119317586962008-05-16T05:39:00.000-07:002008-05-16T05:39:00.000-07:00Sorry, but I will not attend a wedding where I can...Sorry, but I will not attend a wedding where I cannot do the electric slide or strokin'. It's a deal-breaker. :)Healthy Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11343516605721256497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032108355760366807.post-46032835776475835812008-05-15T09:42:00.000-07:002008-05-15T09:42:00.000-07:00Oh, I wish there was video. I'd slap that shit on ...Oh, I wish there was video. I'd slap that shit on youtube in a minute.That Hankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05514310999129694443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032108355760366807.post-9676554137579055462008-05-15T06:01:00.000-07:002008-05-15T06:01:00.000-07:00Downtown Guy, I need video of that moonwalk! The m...Downtown Guy, I need video of that moonwalk! The most enjoyable weddings I've been to had open bars. Not a coincidence, methinks.<BR/><BR/>Sghoul, this post was just for you! You have to remember that many women have been thinking about a wedding since they were little girls. It is irrational and princess-y. That being said, I will not complain if my kids want to elope.E. Petermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798210191476643057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032108355760366807.post-30011518384338716832008-05-15T05:46:00.000-07:002008-05-15T05:46:00.000-07:00Weddings are one of the many many retarded things ...Weddings are one of the many many retarded things we do because women say so.<BR/><BR/>In a society where your marriage is essencially based on the flip of a coin (50% divorce), weddings have become one of the silliest things we waste money on...because there is a good change this won't be the only wedding you have.Sghoulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10946260686181719098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2032108355760366807.post-80900375616946968692008-05-14T20:35:00.000-07:002008-05-14T20:35:00.000-07:00My sister just got married a couple of weeks ago. ...My sister just got married a couple of weeks ago. I performed the ceremony for them (I'm a notary). The stuff I had to get them (her) not to include in the ceremony was insane. Candles, rose ceremonies, long, heartfelt speeches. Good god. In the end we kept it fairly simple, and I think they'll do the long haul together. <BR/><BR/>The best part of the reception was watching my new bro-in-law, normally a very quiet, background guy, bust out the full choreography of Billie Jean, complete with moonwalk and crotch grab. Open bar!That Hankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05514310999129694443noreply@blogger.com